Funny Facebook Status Update(s)
It would appear that my friend Tommy is trying to kick his Coke habit. (Coca-Cola, you turds!) Here was his first FB update about it:
Yesterday I gave up Coke. As a native Atlantan, this was hard to do…but, with your help….and Coke Zero…I can do it!
Followed the next day by this one:
Ew. Anyone who “just likes” the taste of Diet Coke probably also ate rocks and dirt as a kid. Jus’ sayin’…
I’m guessing they didn’t carry Coke Zero at whatever restaurant he was at.




–Sherean